Blocky Bandits: Hide & Seek | New Minecraft Servers 2024

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	3476	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	140	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	59	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	40
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, backup, big cocks, booru, Bulls, captions, Cheat, cuck, cumdumpsters, DATING, general, Guide, impregnate, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, Orc, smp, succubus, tempt, Toy

Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	4830	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	17