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SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	207
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Emeralds Found:	2617	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2870	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3830	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	290	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
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About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Farms Harvested:	143	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5859	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
New Chunks Explored:	943968	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Players Killed by Monsters:	1734	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4775	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5175
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9813	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Star Shards Collected:	179	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Dragon Eggs Found:	1762	Dragon Eggs Found:	7953

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

Players:	101/900	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Dimension Hops:	5