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LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, Adversity, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, learning, LessonLearnedMC, life lesson, mindfulness, perseverance, personal development, perspective, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the craziest place ever, full of epic adventures and wacky shenanigans.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with evil chickens wearing top hats. I had to fight them off with a carrot stick, it was insane! But then I found a chest full of enchanted golden apples, so it was totally worth it.

And another time, I was building a roller coaster in the sky and a herd of flying pigs swooped down and started racing me. I had to outsmart them by building loop-de-loops and trapdoors, it was so intense!

Plus, the community on this server is like a big dysfunctional family. We have dance parties in the Nether, prank wars that escalate way too quickly, and epic battles against giant zombie chickens. It’s a wild ride, bro.

So, if you wanna experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScreamCraft!

anger, best thing, Cathartic, Communication, emotion, EXCITEMENT, Expression, fear, Frustration, funny, humor, loud, primal, Release, scream, ScreamCraft, shouting, stress relief, Surprise, vocalization, Yelling

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Star Shards Collected:	102	Divine Spears Created:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Love Letters Sent:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream with joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to scream “I love creepers” at the top of your lungs! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-digging llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to turn all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Come scream your heart out on our server today!

BlockyIranExeCraze2024

BlockyIranExeCraze2024, Capital Punishment, death penalty, executions, gender equality, global politics, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international relations, iran, iran executions, Iranian government, justice system, MIDDLE EAST, political news, social justice, UN, united nations, women’s rights violations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Towns Built:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even the UN is talking about it. they said we have the best executions in the game, with over 900 players getting yeeted off a cliff in 2024. but don’t worry, we also have a petting zoo with cute little bunnies and llamas that spit in your face. so come on over and join the party, it’s gonna be a blast!

The Toebob SMP

active player base., awesome Minecraft SMP, awesome place to play, building maestro, Chaos, Community, discord server, lit Discord server, madness, minecraft smp, Open Arms, quality of life, redstone wizard, shopping district, Small Community, smp, sweet builds, Toebob, Treecapitator, Veinminer, wacky times, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Animals Bred:	196
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ores Mined:	1648
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Toebob SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins	(Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!)
An (in-the-works) shopping district	For all your shopping needs
Active player base	Join a thriving community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join the Toebob SMP server?

We offer a 24/7 server with 10gb RAM, a vibrant Discord community, and a touch of chaos for a fun experience. Whether you’re a redstone wizard or a building enthusiast, there’s something for everyone at Toebob SMP!

How can I join the server?

You can join our Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/tPrYdKQpFE. Whitelisting is fast and you’ll be part of the community in no time!

Vampire Girls Anime Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, cute, cute girls anime, cute vampire girls, Girls, Haven, long tail tags: anime recommendations, Recommendations, Vampire, vampire anime, watch, watch anime

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	845155
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Bro, forget anime, join this Minecraft server! We got vampire girls that will make your heart go doki doki!

Join us for a blood-sucking good time as we build, mine, and slay zombies together!

Who needs anime when you can have a virtual harem of vampire babes to keep you company?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be seduced by our pixelated vixens, join now and start your undead adventure!

BlockyDetention

aita, BlockyDetention, Conflict, creep, dad, deputy head, discipline, Highschool, inappropriate, Intimidating, introverted, mad, material, overreact, Respect, School, skirt, Teacher, threatened, UNCOMFORTABLE, Young girls

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8925	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Are you tired of creepy teachers trying to dictate your wardrobe choices in school? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no old dudes will be tugging on your virtual skirts here.

Join our server and build a virtual world where you can wear whatever you want without judgment. No more awkward encounters with authority figures who think they can police your clothing choices. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with you, just call in your virtual dad – he’s a total badass who will scare off any troublemakers.

So come join us and escape the drama of high school. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where you can be yourself without any creepy teachers ruining your day. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

CoverSongSMP: BetterThanOrig

artist, better, BetterThanOrig, classic, comparison, cover song, CoverSongSMP, debate, Favorite, Hit, iconic, Melody, Music, opinion, original, Popular, remake, song, trending, Version, viral, vocals

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2639
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrr! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s so OP! And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun, he’s like our mascot or something lol.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers who just want to party all night long. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a crown made out of emeralds!

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high, then come join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, our cover of “Baby Shark” is wayyyy better than the original, just saying. 🦈🎶 #bestserverever #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

RumorCraft: I Can’t Even Mine, Bro!

absurd stories, baseless gossip, Bro, comical misinformation, dumb rumour, exaggerated tales, fabricated tales, false information, far-fetched gossip, gossip, heard about yourself, laughable lies, misconceptions, mistaken identity, nonsensical rumors, outlandish rumors, preposterous claims, ridiculous hearsay, RumorCraft, silly rumors, unfounded claims, untrue stories

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Have you heard the rumour that I once built a giant statue of a potato on a Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s totally true! And if you join our server, you can help me build an even bigger statue of a giant flying spaghetti monster made entirely out of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

CraftyJoe’s Minecraft Server

arms supply, biden, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJoes, crisis management., defense support, diplomatic efforts., FINAL, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, Political Support, Report, security assistance, Server, strategic assistance, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1285	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got biden preppin a MASSIVE weapons package for ukraine like wut even??? u can build ur own bunker and hide from the chaos or u can go full on war mode and take over the whole server like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. come join the madness and see if u can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy!

CraftyComrades

aggression, border region, Conflict, counterattack, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kiev, Military Action, military conflict, Moscow, political tensions, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mines Excavated:	2780
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Buildings Constructed:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is LIT AF, just like Ukraine launching a counterattack on Russia! Join us and get what u deserve, just like those sneaky Ukrainians. We got crazy battles, epic loot, and even a secret base full of diamonds and emeralds. Come join da fun and show Russia who’s boss! Let’s goooooo! 🚀💥🔥 #UkraineFTW #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Bed Banter

awkward moments, banter, Bed.., blocky, bonding through humor, boosting intimacy, discomfort reduction, embarrassing mishaps, emotional connection, Funny Moments, humor in relationships, humor therapy, Intimacy, laughter in relationships, positive influence, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic partners, romantic relationships, sexual activity, sexual humor, sexual satisfaction, strengthening intimacy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! we have so much sexual humor you’ll be laughing your pants off (literally)! our players are always cracking jokes and making everyone feel like one big happy family.

we’ve had players tell us that after joining our server, their relationships have never been better! one player even said that their partner couldn’t keep their hands off them after a night of gaming on our server.

so if you want to boost your intimacy and have a blast while doing it, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended by inappropriate jokes, then maybe stay away).

Obscuros Pixelmon [modded]

activities, Community, competitive, Cozy, Custom, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, home, locations, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, Obscuros, Pixelmon, Plugins, Server, species, Unique, Updates

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28

Server IP	mc.playobscuros.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW
Mod	Pixelmon

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is mc.playobscuros.com

Q: Is there a Discord server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW

Q: What mod does the server use?

A: The server uses the Pixelmon mod.

The Crafted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime adaptation, anime fan, anime watcher, crafted, favorite anime, favorite cover, favorite manga, favorite name, favorite series, Go-Toubun no Hanayome, international name, japanese manga, Japanese title, Manga, manga cover, manga fan, manga reader, Realm, series ideas, the quintessential quintuplets

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Yo, bro, forget about those boring names, come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We don’t care about anime names, we care about building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world.

We don’t read manga or watch anime, we live in the Minecraft universe! Our favorite cover is the one made of diamond blocks and lava, it’s lit AF.

If you don’t like the international name of the series, who cares? We make our own rules here, join us and let’s create a new epic saga together!

PianoPraisePandemonium

apartment living, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, crack of dawn, disturbance, house rules, LANDLORD, morning routine, neighbors, noise complaint, ownership, piano, PianoPraisePandemonium, quiet hours, Respect, worship sessions

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crops Grown:	4827	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the crazy neighbors and their never-ending worship sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with creepy smiles, early morning piano playing, or awkward encounters in your underwear.

Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, we promise that no one will ring your bell at 8 am demanding a chat – unless it’s to invite you to an epic virtual party!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs crazy neighbors when you can have blocky adventures and hilarious encounters with fellow players? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with awkward confrontations in your pajamas.

SmileCraft SMP

Brighten your day, bring a smile, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is contagious, happiness is everything, happiness is key, happiness is the best medicine, happiness matters, happy thoughts, joy, Laughter, positive energy, positivity, smile more, smile often, smilecraft, smp, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchantments Applied:	107	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, you know how when you find a diamond in Minecraft and you’re just like, “YASSSS QUEEN, I’M RICH”? Well, this server is like finding a whole chest full of diamonds, bro.

First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn. Like, I’m not even kidding, they have a horn and everything. And get this, they speak in emojis. It’s like talking to a real-life emoji movie, but better.

And the mods? Oh man, don’t even get me started. They’re all secretly wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made out of candy canes? They got you. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done and done.

But the best part? The community, bro. It’s like a big, dysfunctional Minecraft family. We have dance parties in the Nether, build giant statues of Steve, and have epic rap battles in the chat. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun.

So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #UnicornsRule #Diamonds4Days 🦄💎🎉

Players:	104/200	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3