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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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