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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ores Mined: 5924 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8220
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

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