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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 69
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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