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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Star Shards Collected: 81
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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