Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most outrageous reasons for you to join! Looking to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with chaos and laughter? Look no further!

Join us as we embark on a mission to stop women from engaging in interracial relationships in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ve eliminated welfare benefits for single mothers, because let’s face it, niggers make the most single moms per capita. And who needs birth control anyway? It’s time to bring back the risk of pregnancy for women who dare to mess with niggers.

But that’s not all! We’re all about family values here, so get ready to disown any family members who dare to coalburn. It’s time to take a stand and start a race war in the world of Minecraft like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knew fighting against interracial relationships could be so hilarious?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Potions Brewed: 108 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Electric Boogaloo SMP: Explosive Fun for Everyone! ⚡🎮🔥

    Electric Boogaloo SMP: Explosive Fun for Everyone! ⚡🎮🔥

    Charged Creeper Server Overview

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience
    QoL Features Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System
    Player Economy Sell items at your chosen price with a player-owned economy
    Multiplatform Support Play with friends on different MC versions using ViaVersion and Geyser
    Informative Discord Channel Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and useful resources
    Custom Help Menu 24/7 resource for assistance

    Charged Creeper Server FAQ

    Is the server whitelisted?

    No, the server is not whitelisted. You can join anytime.

    How can I join the server?

    For Java version, use the IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com. For Bedrock version, use port 25566.

    What are some unique features of the server?

    Some unique features include lite RPG elements, player-owned economy, custom monsters, and multiplatform support.

    Is there a website or Discord channel for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the website and join the Discord channel for more information.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 147
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

    Crafty Lies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking games that make you question your life choices? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge – navigating through a world filled with treacherous caves that are basically like Ubisoft outposts on steroids.

    But wait, there’s more! Our combat system is so bad, it’ll make you appreciate Dark Souls even more. And if you’re looking for a game that will make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare to be bored to death in the most entertaining way possible.

    So why waste your time on other games when you can join us and experience the ultimate in mind-numbing, soul-crushing gameplay? Don’t miss out on the chance to regret every decision you’ve ever made – join our Minecraft server now!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 224

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP

    Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend together like a bad potion recipe? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy series on steroids!

    Join us and escape the mundane world of Minecraft where every server feels like a rehash of the same old thing. Our server is like a Final Fantasy game gone wild, with epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that is more chaotic than a Chocobo race on steroids.

    Forget about boring old FF7, on our server, every Final Fantasy game is fair game. From FF1 to FF15, we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, why not create your own Final Fantasy game within Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the madness of a Final Fantasy circlejerk like never before? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Farms Harvested: 467 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • 180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

    180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks
    Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9983 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Magic Items Found: 2254 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MissileCruiseCraft

    MissileCruiseCraft
    LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

    Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Crops Grown: 3494 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

    Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]
    Full Faction Name Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
    Current Government and Ideology Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
    Leader President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
    Lore According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
    Motto Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
    Additional Information -National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    What type of server is Ronder? Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
    How can I join the Republic of Rondor? You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
    What languages are spoken in Rondor? The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
    What is the current year in Rondor? Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
    What is the national animal and flower of Rondor? The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Dimension Hops: 13 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

    Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 180
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Farms Harvested: 561

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

    ClassyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

    Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

    So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CryCraftSwedeSass

    CryCraftSwedeSass
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

    So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Divine Spears Created: 23

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

    BelieveIDidThatMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 179 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyWiFiLand

    CraftyWiFiLand
    Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4114 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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