Blocky Babes Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Love Letters Sent:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

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so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

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A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

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Power of Creation Server Overview

Server Type	Modded SMP
Preferred Age	18+
Location	UK
Main Content Mods	Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

2. What is the focus of the server?

The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

3. What makes this server unique?

The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	185

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1114	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ParentalPanicCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	266
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCreeperz420

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come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Divine Spears Created:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Broadband Binge Craft

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Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	138923	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GrampsGoneWildMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!