Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is like playing Minecraft on hard mode…while riding a llama blindfolded! We don’t discriminate against any players, whether you’re a black woman or a purple alien from outer space, everyone is welcome to join the chaos and madness that is our server. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of blocky adventures!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 2623
Rune Stones Activated: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 21
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SororityCraft: Where Building is the Only Crime

    SororityCraft: Where Building is the Only Crime

    Welcome to our totally not illegal Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Want to raid a sorority house and take down everyone inside? Well, here you can do just that! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not real life.

    Join us for insane PvP battles where anything goes, including attacking sorority sisters with diamond swords and blowing up houses with TNT. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Cocktails – Godly Goblets

    Crafty Cocktails – Godly Goblets
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mister Perfect from Bar K.

    Legend has it that Mister Perfect was just an ordinary player until he stumbled upon our server. Once he joined, his Minecraft skills skyrocketed to unimaginable levels. He became known as the King of the Blocks, building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that his creations were so amazing, they made other players weep tears of joy.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie llamas in epic showdowns, and even discover hidden diamond caves filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become the next legend like Mister Perfect from Bar K. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 4972
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Crops Grown: 3330 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 654 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Billionaire’s Adventure Land

    Crafty Billionaire’s Adventure Land
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become The Chosen One and fulfill your destiny as the ultimate hero of the land! Not only will you embark on epic quests and battle fearsome monsters, but you’ll also have the chance to become a successful businessman and amass a fortune worth multi-billionares envy.

    But wait, there’s more! As the Bestest President of this server, you’ll have the power to make decisions that will shape the future of this virtual world. Will you be a benevolent ruler or a ruthless dictator? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, you can also join the ranks of the Youth Christian Warriors and fight for justice and righteousness in every corner of the server. With your trusty sword in hand and your faith as your shield, nothing can stand in your way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 112 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Fortune Cookie Craft

    Fortune Cookie Craft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣

    Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎

    Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky McBlockface

    Blocky McBlockface
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server

    MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can order all the delicious food you want while building and surviving in the world of blocks!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where you can feast on virtual number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda while battling creepers and zombies.

    Our server is so insane that even the pigs and cows are lining up to get their hands on our mouthwatering menu items. Don’t miss out on the chance to chow down on some pixelated goodness while exploring the blocky wonders of our world.

    So come on down and join us for a food-filled and action-packed experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server

    Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server
    Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where even Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

    Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore gamers will be left in awe. Build your own extravagant castles, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our vast world.

    But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, diamond hunts, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel right at home from the moment you log in.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women, so come ready to respect all players and have a blast!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 257 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Blocky Shells: The Sequel

    Blocky Shells: The Sequel
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels! If you’re tired of boring old servers and want to dive into a world of visual novel madness, then this is the place for you.

    Forget about E-celeb drama, here we only talk about the most important things in life – like which waifu is best girl and which route will make you cry the most tears. And don’t even think about posting untranslated visual novels, that’s a one-way ticket to the ban hammer.

    Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered! Just follow our handy tips like being in Japanese locale and reading the Readme (who actually does that though?). And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL – it’s like magic, but for tech support.

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our trusty VNDB guide. Want to download some sweet, sweet visual novels? Check out our 4chan-vn-links for all your downloading needs.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as passionate about visual novels as we are? Where else can you bond over tragic plot twists and debate endlessly about best girls? Only on our server, where the adventure never ends and the memes flow like water.

    Join us now and become part of the visual novel revolution! Previous thread? Who cares about that, the real fun is happening right here, right now. Let’s dive into the world of visual novels together and create memories that will last a lifetime.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6143
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel

    Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of being a femcel in real life? Well, fear not because on this server, you will be the most sought-after player in all of Minecraft!

    Join us and experience the GLORY of being a femcel turned Minecraft queen! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and watch as everyone bows down to your greatness.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you will find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that will obey your every command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a UNICORN stable where you can ride off into the sunset in style.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the FABULOUS life of a femcel in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

    Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

    So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!

    OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

    ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

    Are you tired of being based and comfy in your boring country?

    Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will bust a move with you as you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive enchanted taco stand where all your hunger needs will be satisfied.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like never before. Who needs a boring country when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 444 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Magic Items Found: 3337

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

    VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

    Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! What if I told you that your general was not just a general, but a whole nation devoted to your oshi and their will? Join us as the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as rival nations fighting bitter battles or beginning wholesome friendships for the glory of their oshis. And guess what? This version comes with a special monster hunting edition! How cool is that?

    But wait, there’s more! Previously, we had some epic battles and heartwarming friendships formed. Check out the interactive map to see where all the action took place. And for all you newbies out there, don’t worry! We have an introductory document just for you to get started on this wild adventure.

    And if you think that’s all we have to offer, think again! We have an archive full of VITI goodness for you to explore, as well as a biome map to help you navigate this crazy world. Plus, we have other projects in the works that will blow your mind!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make sure to NOT DIE, put more nations in, and develop existing ones to make this server even more epic!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Combat Crew

    Crafty Combat Crew
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only updates you’ll have to worry about are the ones that make the game even more INSANE! Say goodbye to constantly changing strategies and combos, because on our server, we keep it OLD SCHOOL!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving without the stress of constant updates ruining your groove. Our server is perfect for adults with jobs and responsibilities who just want to kick back, relax, and play some good ol’ Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some EPIC creations together! Who needs constant updates when you can have a stable, RELIABLE Minecraft experience like never before?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Gods Slained: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

    PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

    Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!

    Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 348 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2828 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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