Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY