Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY