Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY