Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Animals Bred: 81
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY