Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY