Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY