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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Towns Built: 6
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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