Blockmc Lifesteal | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Homies Kiss Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, BROMANCE, experiences, friendship, Fun, homies, humor, Intimacy, joking, kiss, Kissing, love, loyalty, Memories, Minecraft, peer pressure, PLATONIC, relationships, smp, social norms, taboo, Trust

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict rule that you must kiss your homies before logging off! That’s right, show your love for your fellow players in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will stop at nothing to protect their ruler. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks lighting up the dance floor. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky server where anything is possible, from kissing your homies to battling chickens and boogieing down in the underground disco. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up…probably.

3. We have a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of memes and puns to reach the ultimate treasure: a diamond-encrusted potato!

4. Our community is filled with players who have the most ridiculous stories to tell. Like the time someone built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched players into the stratosphere. Good times.

5. And finally, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mines Excavated:	4610

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CalorieCraft: GF Edition

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Calorie Counting, CalorieCraft, Communication, dieting, Edition, emotional eating, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, meal planning, nutrition, portion control, relationship advice, self esteem, Support, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InvisiCraft: What’d You Do?

Adventure, Curiosity, dream, Escapade, FANTASY, hidden, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, InvisiCraft, Magic, Mischief, power, prank, secret, stealth, Stealthy, Supernatural, transparency, Unseen, whatd, wish fulfillment

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be invisible for a day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience just that! Join us and become a master of stealth and mischief as you sneak up on your friends and pull hilarious pranks without them ever knowing it was you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold epic dance parties every night. Imagine grooving to the beat with a group of party-loving pigs and funky chickens – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Towns Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CretanCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, CretanCraft, Crete, european union, Greek island, humanitarian crisis, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration statistics, international migration, mediterranean sea, migrant arrivals, migrant boat, migrant crisis, migrant crossings, migrants, Minecraft, North Africa, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Server, weekend

so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where you can be a migrant from North Africa trying to reach the Greek island of Crete! like, you gotta build a boat and navigate through crazy storms and sea monsters to make it to safety! but watch out for the evil mermaids trying to lure you underwater!

once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!

but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?

join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, demolished, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, FEARS, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, putin, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukrainian attack, villa, VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN, world news

come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockyLife Rises Slowly

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Lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	262
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

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Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

#venting, bad, Catharsis, Community, coping, Downbad, Edition, emotional release, emotions, Empathy, feelings, healing, letting it out, mental health, Minecraft, Release, self-care, Self-expression, sharing, smp, stress relief, Support, Therapy, Understanding, vent

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coworker, coworker conflict, CryCraft, emotional response, equal treatment, Manager, medical field, parental responsibilities, Professionalism, scheduling conflict, set schedule, single parent, sports and classes, Tears, tenure, unfair treatment, work environment, work schedule, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

deepest regret, Guilt, healing, learning from mistakes, letting go, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableSteve, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, shame, smp

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

blood pressure, brain scans, Brainstem, Breathing, breathlessness, Bungalow, control centre, Covid patients, COVID symptoms, FATIGUE, functions, healthcare implications, heart rate, hospitalised, inflammation, long covid, long term, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological effects, respiratory system, Server, Severe Covid infections

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2