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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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