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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Farms Harvested: 162
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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