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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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