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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Secret Passages Found: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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