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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Crops Grown: 9834 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Endless Night Skies: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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