Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to escape the madness of Instagram porn accounts run by Arabs and Indians (seriously, what’s up with that?). Our server is a safe haven for all those tired of scrolling through degeneracy and softcore CP. Plus, we have zero tolerance for mean comments – unless they’re about creepers, then feel free to let loose!

Come build, mine, and explore with us as we embark on epic quests and battle mythical creatures (yes, even unicorns). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously chaotic fun begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Farms Harvested: 109 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 6899 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 175
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 102 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Farms Harvested: 811 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 118
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Alien Abductions: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Star Shards Collected: 166 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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