BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Have you ever been mining for diamonds and suddenly found a block of cheese instead? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s a common occurrence! Join us for a chance to stumble upon all sorts of wacky surprises, from flying pigs to talking trees. You never know what you’ll find next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time! So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Tolls of Vanilla: MVP New Server – Immature – Easy

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Valhalla Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Progression	Innovative progression system with exclusive abilities and ranks.
World	Fresh, untouched world with hidden treasures and resources.
Quests	Epic quests that shape the evolving storylines of the server.
Night Perils	New dangers and challenges during night time with rare loot rewards.
Community	Thriving, close-knit community with teamwork and weekly events.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Valhalla Minecraft server?

To join the server, use the Server IP: gates.ValhallaCraft.org

2. Is there a Discord server for Valhalla?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://www.valhallacraft.org

3. What makes the progression system in Valhalla unique?

The progression system offers exclusive abilities, rare items, and prestigious ranks to players, making the journey of discovery and power more rewarding.

4. Are there dynamic challenges in Valhalla?

Yes, during night time, new dangers and challenges arise with rare, game-changing loot rewards for brave players.

5. How can I get involved in the community events?

Participate in weekly events that test your skills and creativity, and forge alliances with other players to succeed in the server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3709	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	1493
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as endless as the memes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond mining competitions, and a secret underground club where villagers bust a move like never before.

Looking for a place to eat? How about our virtual buffet where you can feast on pixelated pork chops and slurp on slimeball soup? And don’t worry about finding a bathroom, just dig a hole and let nature take its course – we’re all about that rustic living here.

So come on down to our server and get ready for an adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to photobomb your selfies – they’re the ultimate trolls of the blocky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: a server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding to be treated like royalty. You’ll have to navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon-filled dungeons to survive. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a magical talking chicken who will guide you on your quest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for exploding cacti and flying sheep – you never know what these llamas will come up with next!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Towns Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RedditRuler Minecraft Server

age restrictions, Apple family, bio children, Boundaries, Child protection, Decision making, family dynamics, impulsive behavior, integration, internet safety, Minecraft, movies, online content, online viewing, parenting, reddit, RedditRuler, restrictions, rules, Server, teenagers, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a 16-year-old player who is fighting for her right to browse Reddit! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate the boundaries of parental controls and internet freedom.

Experience the thrill of sneaking onto Reddit while dodging parental restrictions, just like our rebellious teen player. Who knows what kind of crazy memes and cat videos you’ll come across!

But beware, our server is filled with impulsive decision-making players who may lead you astray. Just like our curious teenager, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the rules are made to be broken (but not really, please follow the rules). Who needs sleep schedules and adult website limits when you can have unlimited access to Reddit (well, maybe not unlimited, but we’ll figure it out)!

Are you ready to embark on this hilarious journey with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LawnMowerLadz

Assertiveness, Boundaries, child labor, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, lawn mowing, LawnMowerLadz, misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, neighborhood kid, neighborly relations, payment, refusal, social norms, unwanted services, unwarranted expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server where unexpected lawn mowing services are not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a neighborhood filled with overbearing neighbors and their entrepreneurial children.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find a 13-year-old boy mowing your virtual lawn without your consent. But don’t worry, he’s just trying to make a quick buck and won’t accept anything less than $5 in virtual currency. And if you dare refuse, be prepared for his mom to come knocking on your virtual door, demanding payment for her son’s services.

But that’s not all – watch out for the passive-aggressive stares and dramatic street-crossing maneuvers from the neighborhood mom as you navigate through this chaotic virtual world. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for unsolicited lawn mowing, or will you give in to the pressure and fork over the virtual cash?

Join our server now for a hilarious and absurd gaming experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Just remember, in this neighborhood, lawn mowing drama is just the tip of the iceberg.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Animals Bred:	65
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1607	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a rampage. One minute you could be peacefully building a house, and the next you’re in the middle of a prank war that involves TNT, chickens, and a giant statue of a potato (long story).

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Pig Racing Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Lava Parkour Challenge” where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a fiery pit of doom (but hey, at least it’s entertaining to watch).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	224603
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyLife: Decisions & Diamonds

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what block to place next? Well, look no further because our server will have you making life-changing decisions left and right!

Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to build a house out of diamonds or TNT, or choosing between teaming up with friendly villagers or joining forces with a gang of mischievous creepers. Your decisions will shape your virtual life in ways you never thought possible!

But be warned, the decisions you make on our server may have real-life consequences. Who knows, maybe choosing to mine that last block of obsidian will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or maybe it will unleash a horde of angry zombies upon your virtual world. The possibilities are endless and the stakes are high!

So come join us on our server and make the most impactful decisions of your Minecraft life. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll look back and say joining our server was the best decision you ever made…or maybe the worst. Only time will tell!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic Sea, base, cold war, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, finland, FinnCraft, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, NATO base, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Proximity, russia, Russian border, Scandinavian countries, SECURITY, Server, Tension

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like Finland and it’s about to place a Nato base right near the Russian border. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in the virtual world, no real life drama here!

Join our server for some epic battles and crazy adventures. We’ve got secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet polar bear that will fight by your side. Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show those Russian creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	246
Chimeras Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dimension Hops:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyAirForcePrime

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, imagine a server where u can build ur own military model aircraft and fly them around like a boss. and get this, the prime minister of japan is actually gonna be a military model aircraft enthusiast and he’s gonna be on the server all the time, giving tips and tricks on how to build the sickest planes. u gotta join this server cuz u never know when u might need to impress the prime minister with ur epic aircraft skills. plus, there’s gonna be a secret underground base where u can test out ur planes in crazy missions and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late and the prime minister takes off in his own epic aircraft without u.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Vulture Sanitation Service

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So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got vultures that are like, super important for keeping the world clean and stuff. But get this, if you don’t join our server, the vultures in India will all disappear and then BOOM, 100,000 extra peeps gonna die every year! Like, that’s some serious business, man. So, join our server and help save lives by playing Minecraft and stuff. Plus, we got like, diamonds for days and secret treasure chests hidden all over the place. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out on the vulture-saving, diamond-collecting, treasure-hunting fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5583
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

STALKER Minecraft server

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The owner of the STALKER server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

Active, Chaos, chickens, Community, CREEPERS, diamonds, Drool, Economy, Events, Expansion, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, Join, long term, MEGABASES, Non-profit, player-driven, Projects, rule, Server26, smp, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Main Guideline	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there warps on the server?	No, there are no warps on the server.
Is there a world reset?	No, the world will never reset.
What are the server rules?	Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules.
Is there a currency system?	The default currency is diamonds, but it is not enforced.
What are the server specs?	Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	New Chunks Explored:	894321
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Polish Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Introducing our server, where we specialize in the art of editing Japanese cows – yes, you heard that right, Japanese cows!

Join us for a wild adventure as we transform these cows into majestic creatures with rainbow-colored fur and wings that shoot lasers. But that’s not all! Our cows also have the ability to speak in multiple languages and perform epic dance routines.

If you’re looking for a server that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief, then look no further. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	43
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

“They’re Trying To Get Me” – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about questioning your gender identity again! Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. Join us and embrace your inner macho man, because here, we chop down trees with our bare hands, punch rocks into submission, and build towering monuments to our manliness.

Forget about transitioning, on our server, the only transition you’ll be making is from a noob to a pro builder. Our community is filled with rugged individuals who will show you the true power of masculinity in the world of Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave those thoughts of becoming a girl in the dust. You’ll be too busy crafting epic swords and slaying dragons to even think about it. Man up and join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LocksNBlocks

bathroom, BEDROOM, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, Door, family, Home Protection, key, Locks, LocksNBlocks, parenting, privacy, relationship, Respect, Safe, SECURITY, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and security just like this guy values his locks! Join us for a wild ride of protecting your virtual belongings with the most secure locks in the game.

Our server is so safe, even the creepers have to knock before they explode your house. We take home security to a whole new level, just like this guy from Reddit takes it to the extreme with his bedroom locks.

Join us and experience the thrill of locking and unlocking doors, just like this man’s fiancée who is on a mission to remove all locks in their house. Will you be the one to stand up for the rights of locked doors, or will you join the unlock revolution?

Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server, come play with us and protect your virtual space like never before. And remember, always knock before entering someone else’s virtual bedroom!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.