BlockBusterPornHubCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

OopsCraft: The Server Where You Can’t Mess Up… Or Can You?!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground dance party with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

But that’s not all! Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano? Easy peasy. And if you ever get bored, just hop on a magic carpet and explore the mystical lands of our server.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve seen the madness that awaits you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	697
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Kurva: Where Your Mom Builds Better Than You

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party, and let’s just say things can get pretty wild down there. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton breakdancing.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a non-stop party of chaos and mayhem? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s go make some memories that will leave you saying, “kurva anyátok” in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Oops I Crafted Myself Out of Existence

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our server is so advanced that it accidentally achieved world peace once. Yeah, you read that right.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean ANYTHING.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Bonanza: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us for nonstop porn posting on our board because who needs diamonds when you can have NSFW content at your fingertips? Our community is full of adventurous players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what’s allowed in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep your pickaxe handy at all times!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5645
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7752
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PaleGirlCraft: Where you can be a cute pale girl… or just pretend to be one! LOL

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Are you tired of being a regular old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can become a cute pale girl with just a click of a button! No more boring blocky characters for you, now you can strut your stuff in style as the most adorable character in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of this mythical beast and bask in its magical presence.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, don’t worry! Our server is filled with edible blocks that taste like your favorite foods. Want to chow down on a block of pizza or munch on a block of ice cream? It’s all possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your wildest dreams as a cute pale girl in a land of unicorns and delicious blocks.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Whose Line Is It Anyway? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: Drew Carey and a BBC Babecock team up to create the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

Join us for wild adventures where Drew Carey rides a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, while the BBC Babecock team builds a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting with Llamas” that will have you laughing until you cry.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch Drew Carey and the BBC Babecock team having a dance-off in the town square. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Farms Harvested:	559	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AllianceCraft: WW3 Edition – Join the chaos before the creepers do!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve somehow managed to turn a game about building blocks into a pre-apocalyptic battleground! Join us as we navigate through the chaos of WW3, because who needs real-world survival skills when you can just respawn in Minecraft?

Our alliance is made up of the most clueless players you’ll ever meet, but hey, at least we’re entertaining! Whether we’re accidentally blowing up our own bases or getting lost in the wilderness for hours on end, you can always count on us to provide some laughs.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are so hilariously unprepared for the end of the world? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead us to victory in this virtual war. Or, you know, just end up accidentally setting off a TNT trap and blowing us all to smithereens. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crops Grown:	7455	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3790
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ToddlerCraft: Where Even VTubers Can’t Escape the Chaos!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a VTuber who brings their toddler on stream! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the government conspiracy to drive up the birth rate through virtual entertainment. Who knows what other crazy secrets we’ll uncover together in this wacky world of Minecraft! Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pixelmon Pity Party Server: Where Minecraft meets Pokemon and haters gonna hate

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Are you tired of all the Minecraft servers out there that are just plain boring? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a Minecraft server like no other. This server was home to the rarest and most powerful Pokemon in all the land. Yes, you heard that right – Pokemon in Minecraft! But these weren’t your ordinary Pokemon, oh no. These Pokemon were trained in the art of mining and crafting, ready to help you conquer the world.

But that’s not all! Our server also has the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine facing off against a Charizard while riding a diamond-clad pig into battle. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could join us and experience the magic of Pokemon in Minecraft? Don’t be a Squirtle, be a Charizard and join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Cops and Robbers: The Minecraft Server where even YouTube cops can’t resist joining the fun!

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Are you tired of being a YouTube sensation for all the wrong reasons? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the law in a virtual world where your mistakes won’t go viral! Our community is filled with players from all over the world, including Indians and Europeans who are experts at crafting hilarious captions in broken English. So come join us and leave your criminal past behind – unless you want to become a Minecraft celebrity for all the wrong reasons!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Love Shack: Where Creepers Can’t Ruin Your Relationship

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Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to fill that void in your heart! Join us and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you can have a virtual partner to build a blocky empire with?

Forget about dating apps and awkward blind dates, on our server, you can find your one true love while fighting off creepers and exploring endless worlds together. Who needs a romantic sunset when you can watch the sun rise over your virtual kingdom every day?

So why wait for love to find you when you can find it on our Minecraft server? Join now and start your pixelated love story today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ThreadCraft: Where even simple questions lead to epic adventures!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant diamond mine, guarded by a pack of enchanted wolves wearing top hats. And if you manage to find the legendary golden carrot hidden deep within the pixelated jungle, you’ll unlock unlimited power and become the ruler of the server.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you could be part of our wacky and whimsical world? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are building a virtual empire that will rival the great American dominance of the 21st century! Join us and be a part of our quest to conquer the virtual world with our cultural, economic, and political prowess.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within days, they became the richest player in all of Minecraft. How, you ask? By mastering our virtual economy and making virtual deals that would make even the real-life Wall Street jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a cultural hub, where players can showcase their virtual art, music, and dance skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the virtual Picasso of our server!

And let’s not forget about the political field. Join one of our virtual political parties and campaign your way to becoming the virtual president of our server. Make virtual laws, declare virtual wars, the possibilities are endless!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and be a part of the virtual American dominance of the 21st century. The future looks bright for our virtual United States of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	53	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

OopsCraft: Where every build is a happy accident!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too… normal? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of chickens armed with pickaxes start chasing you! Or how about the time when a creeper decided to open up a bakery and started selling exploding cakes?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers every Saturday night.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring some extra armor just in case those pickaxe-wielding chickens come back for round two.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Buildings Constructed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Hedgehog Adventures: The ‘Sega’ Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than ReFantazioSisters! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of magical sisters who can summon diamond armor out of thin air! Need a house built? They’ll snap their fingers and a mansion will appear! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, they’ll grant you three wishes! So come join us at ReFantazioSisters for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16