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CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?

And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!

Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!

For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…

One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.

But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will always be addicted to building and exploring! But wait, there’s more – you will also be addicted to interracial porn. Yes, you heard that right. And the truth is, you fucking love it.

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and colorful relationships with our diverse community. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest and most exhilarating server out there.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build and explore together in a world where anything is possible – even your love for interracial porn!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ores Mined:	8065
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyNorsemen

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Welcome to our ᚹᛁᚲᛁᚾᚷ-utgave.forrige Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic battles with enderdragons riding on pigs, and build your own diamond castle guarded by creeper bodyguards.

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of enchanted obsidian, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by zombie pirates.

But beware, for the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to dance-offs and parkour races for the chance to win enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Check out this video for a sneak peek: Click Here!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ores Mined:	8618
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Baubau’s Wacky World – Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

– Have you ever seen a Creeper breakdance? Well, on this server, they do! It’s like a rave in the Nether every night. – Our PvP battles are so intense, even Herobrine himself is taking notes on our skills. – Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? No problem! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. – The villagers on our server are so friendly, they’ll trade you enchanted gear for a mere emerald. It’s like having your own personal shopping mall. – And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure. Rumor has it, Notch himself hid the best loot down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen. They love to photobomb your screenshots. 😂🔥🎮

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6927	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	4517	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	141	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecrafty Fantasy Fun

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than the creepers is the chat! Join us for hilarious debates on whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior gemstone.

Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to witness the chaos.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual sheep racing competition. That’s right, we breed the fastest sheep in all of Minecraft and let them loose for a race like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see why everyone is talking about the great debate Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyCraft: Where even Hamas can’t break our blocks!

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Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where we uncover the most outrageous conspiracies in the gaming world! Join us and unravel the mystery of why Hamas is actually a tool created by Israel to destroy Palestinians. But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft and discover why Hezbollah and Iran are keeping this juicy secret to themselves. Will you be the one to expose the truth and save the virtual world from these scandalous schemes? Join now for a chance to unleash your inner detective and uncover the craziest conspiracy theories in Minecraft history!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyShipmates – Minecraft Server for Anime Admirals!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for a chance to win a Cookie for Mew event! That’s right, Mew wants a cookie and only you can help! But wait, there’s more! How about a Vampire META mission on a cruise ship with an Inazuma maid skin as a reward? It’s like Twilight meets Maid in Manhattan, but in Minecraft!

And don’t miss out on the Spider Lily’s Redolance event where you can train with U-410 and get Augment Modules for Comet & Chapayev. It’s like a boot camp, but with cute anime girls!

But wait, there’s even more! Coming up, we have a Muse Event livestream and a Chapayev ASMR session. Get ready to relax and vibe with your favorite Azur Lane characters.

Just a friendly reminder, make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord because we’re too cool for that.

Check out our FAQ before asking questions, and don’t forget to browse through our Ship Tier List and Equipment Guide. We’ve got all the resources you need to dominate in Minecraft Azur Lane!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and dive into a world of adventure, mystery, and cute anime girls! Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Therapy

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true! Are you tired of feeling down and out in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a journey filled with adventure, excitement, and most importantly, fun! Build your own virtual world where you can be the hero you’ve always wanted to be.

Forget about your worries and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs friends in real life when you can make lifelong friendships with fellow gamers on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to those negative thoughts and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our AMAZING Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1192
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Comfy Chaos

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fluffy kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They will purr you to safety!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and chocolate bars. Yes, you read that right – CHOCOLATE BARS!

3. Our server is home to a rare breed of unicorn pigs that will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Just be careful, they love to play pranks!

4. We host weekly disco parties in the Nether where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Don’t forget to bring your best dance moves and a fire resistance potion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and post images that make you feel comfy and safe :3. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyBiz: Where /int/ meets /biz/ for epic Minecraft adventures!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that on this server, creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! Can you imagine the sight of a bunch of green, pixelated creatures busting a move? It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of it prancing through the nether!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive Enchanted Pickaxe that has the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Say goodbye to tedious mining sessions and hello to instant riches!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs email registration when you have dancing creepers and diamond unicorns, am I right?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HoloCraft: Where Pixels Come to Party!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – ￠holo Reve! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined ￠holo Reve and instantly found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas. These llamas were no ordinary llamas – they were wearing top hats and doing the Macarena! And that’s not even the craziest part…

As this player ventured further into the server, they stumbled upon a secret disco party hidden deep underground. The party was hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to dance the night away. And guess what? They were serving enchanted golden apples as snacks!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to find the legendary diamond chicken on this server, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Yes, you heard that right – THREE wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join ￠holo Reve now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Battle Royale: When Steve Takes Gaming Too Seriously

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just follows the “competitive” meta like a sheep? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, dragons that can do the floss dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave where all the mobs bust a move to the latest tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t be a boring meta follower, be a trendsetter in our wacky and wild world. See you there, adventurer! 😜

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have God as our admin! Yes, you heard that right, the Almighty is running this server and he’s ready to intervene in all your Minecraft adventures.

For the past 200,000 years, God has been sitting back and watching humanity go through all sorts of chaos. But now, he’s decided to step in and create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Join us for insane battles, hilarious quests, and divine intervention like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs to wait for the Second Coming when you can play on our server and have God himself watching over you?

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play on a Minecraft server like no other. Join us now and let’s see what kind of miracles God has in store for you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	138
Dragon Eggs Found:	8600	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate Meets Blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is literally the best place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more adventure than a quest for diamonds in the Nether.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as epic as defeating the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs). They embarked on a journey to build the most epic castle ever seen, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas (yes, llamas). But fear not, for our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of dancing parrots or discover a hidden treasure guarded by a squad of rebellious skeletons. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times you’ll respawn after getting blown up by a sneaky creeper.

Join now and let the insanity begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for good luck.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	9