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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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