Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Servers

  • RubleRumbleCraft

    RubleRumbleCraft
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Magic Items Found: 6608
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Animals Bred: 183

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FitKids Mental Wellness

    FitKids Mental Wellness
    so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

    plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

    and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Ores Mined: 2532 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

    Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs
    PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
    Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.
    Key Features:
    Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
    Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
    Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.
    Discord:
    https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms
    Server IP:
    europa.cheesehosting.net:34003
    FAQ
    Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
    Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

    Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryHubbyNoPlate

    HangryHubbyNoPlate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

    ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

    Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

    We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Star Shards Collected: 95
    Ores Mined: 1024 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/kwutie/">karlssonSMP Overview</a>

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Potions Brewed: 85
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Dimension Hops: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Animals Bred: 23 Buildings Constructed: 44

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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