Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gods Slained: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

    SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild
    Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 96
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FoodieNightmares

    FoodieNightmares
    Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Zombie Dances: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

    SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

    imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

    join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Potions Brewed: 109

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Sinwar’s Qatar Revival

    Sinwar’s Qatar Revival
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can like, totally renew contact with Qatar? Yeah, apparently Sinwar was all like, “I’m not dead, I just respawned on this epic server!” And now he’s building sand castles with the Qataris and having a blast.

    But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • 【1.21.1】 GidroApple – Private Server | Vanilla Minecraft server

    【1.21.1】 GidroApple – Private Server | Vanilla Minecraft server

    Hello. This short description will tell you a little about the private server “GidroApple”.

    First of all, GidroApple is a private project. The entire gameplay here is almost entirely tied to interactions with other players.

    The goal of the project is to unite players. The server provides each player with the opportunity for creative self-realization and freedom of action in the open world. You can survive alone, with friends, or just travel around the world of this amazing game.

    A little interested? If the answer is yes, come visit us!

    In order to enter the server, you need to write a request to join using a ready-made template in the Discord server. The application is a prerequisite for the game.

    (The link to Discord is on the page of this site. You can also use the server website – www.gidroapple.ru.)

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

    Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP

    Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!

    So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ToddlerTangoCraft

    ToddlerTangoCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your own family? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama instead!

    Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP

    RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the quirky, offbeat players out there!

    Join us if you can spot a ‘red flag’ in a person faster than a creeper can blow up your base! We’re talking about those players who stack their dirt blocks in a weird pattern or always wear mismatched armor – you know, the real oddballs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From a secret underground village of llamas to a haunted mansion filled with mischievous villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and laugh your way through epic quests and hilarious mishaps, join us today! Just remember, the crazier, the better!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 168 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyHabitBreaker

    CraftyHabitBreaker
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens! These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and wheat, so saddle up and show them who’s boss.

    But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you in stitches, come join us and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky evil chickens – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 104 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • PutinBdayWishCamKids

    PutinBdayWishCamKids
    come join our epic minecraft server where we force u to send birthday wishes to putin on camera!! it’s like a russian school but way more fun cuz u get to build stuff and fight zombies instead of doing boring schoolwork. plus, putin might even give u a shoutout on his next birthday speech!! who wouldn’t want that kind of clout?? join now and be part of the most insane birthday celebration ever!! 🎉🎈🎂 #putinbdaybash

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Towns Built: 9
    Magic Items Found: 4361 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

    CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

    CoronaCraft Server Overview

    Server Age 4 years old
    Current Season January – Present
    World Border Expanded for 1.21 update

    Server Features

    • Custom Advancements
    • Expansive Shopping District
    • Proximity Voice Chat In-game
    • Server Events
    • Custom Roles
    • Server perks for donors
    • Friendly and helpful community
    • Community Projects all the time
    • Giveaways
    • 24/7 Server Uptime
    • Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
    • Player/Mob/Mini Block heads
    • Crafting Tweaks

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How can I join the server?

    You can check out our website at https://www.coronacraft.cc/ or join our discord at https://discord.gg/pGQ6hjaYPj to join the server.

    Is the server friendly to content creators and technical players?

    Yes, the server is content-creator and technical player friendly. If you stream/make videos or make large technical farms, this is the place for you!

    Are there any server perks for donors?

    Yes, there are server perks for donors which provide additional benefits while playing on the server.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

    Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

    Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

    HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

    Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

    We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

    So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Mines Excavated: 4161
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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