Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Future President’s Minecraft Server

    Future President’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can say hello to your future president! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.

    – We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.

    – Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.

    – Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • NoobiePro Minecraft SMP

    NoobiePro Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

    If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Ores Mined: 1685 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BedrockBrosSleepover

    BedrockBrosSleepover
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a night out like no other! We promise you won’t have to sleep on the couch while your girlfriend and her friend take over your bed – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is all about crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like this story. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Who needs a party pooper when you can have a party animal like us? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Booty Quest

    Blocky Booty Quest
    Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because on our server, love is just a few blocks away! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a pixelated paradise where romance blooms like never before.

    Our server is home to the most eligible Minecraft bachelors and bachelorettes, all looking for that special someone to mine diamonds with. From cozy pixelated dinners to romantic sunset walks along the virtual beach, you’ll never be short on opportunities to find your Minecraft soulmate.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild parties, where players gather to dance the night away and let loose like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual love triangle or two – drama, drama, drama!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see just how far you’ll travel to get laid – in Minecraft, of course!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • KimJongCraft: AI Land Jobs & Fake IDs

    KimJongCraft: AI Land Jobs & Fake IDs
    Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like North Koreans harnessing AI to fake American IDs kinda lit. We got all the crazy shizz you need to survive and thrive in this blocky world.

    Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything goes. We got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

    Our mods are like super smart AI robots who will help you build the most epic bases and protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your vibe.

    So come on down and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Don’t miss out, bro!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Emeralds Found: 9362
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Half Info Confidence Craft

    Half Info Confidence Craft
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

    You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

    Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SwipeSMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is getting whitelisted! Version 1.21

    SwipeSMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is getting whitelisted! Version 1.21
    Minecraft Server Overview
    Server Type Mostly-vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21
    Community Focus Building, shops, and more

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by adding the owner on Discord and requesting an invite.

    2. What is the server Discord link?

    You can join the server Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

    3. Is the server mostly vanilla or heavily modded?

    The server is mostly vanilla with some SMP enhancements.

    4. What kind of community activities are available on the server?

    We have various community-focused activities such as group builds, shops, events, and more.

    5. Are there any rules or guidelines for the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines to ensure a positive and respectful community environment. These will be shared with you upon joining the server.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Animals Bred: 147
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 26

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

    Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest update, “Tour de Inferno,” will take you on a wild ride through the depths of hell (don’t worry, it’s all virtual, no actual demons involved).

    Join us for a face-to-face showdown in the Zenless Zone Zero, where only the bravest survive. Watch out for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, our top agents who will stop at nothing to claim victory.

    But that’s not all! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo videos for a sneak peek at the insane adventures waiting for you on our server. From bizarre brigades to double drops and daily check-ins, there’s never a dull moment here.

    And don’t forget to redeem your in-game codes for exclusive rewards and power-ups. Trust us, you’ll need all the help you can get to survive the Overlord’s Feast and other upcoming events.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you in the world of Zenless!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ThisCouldBeMinecraft SMP

    ThisCouldBeMinecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with spicy drama, secret plans, and unexpected invites.

    Imagine a world where players make deals right in front of you, where the more the merrier is always the motto. Want to join a three person thing? Why not make it four, or even five?

    And don’t worry about equipment – you can rent everything you need, even if it gets a little messy. Just make sure to keep it all hush-hush, because this SMP is where the real fun happens. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • KidzCraftHideout

    KidzCraftHideout
    Are your kids sneaking around, thinking they’re pulling a fast one on you? Well, join our Minecraft server and uncover all their secrets! We’ve got hidden cameras in every block, so you can spy on their every move and finally figure out what they’re up to. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the confiscated candy and video games from naughty kids. Join now and become the ultimate spy parent!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be blowin’ up blocks like Hamas leader Sinwar blowin’ up buildings! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

    Picture this: you spawn in and BAM! TNT everywhere! We ain’t playin’ around, we takin’ Minecraft to a whole new level! Ain’t no creepers scarin’ us, we scarin’ them with our epic explosions!

    And get this, our PvP battles are off the chain! It’s like a war zone out there, with players droppin’ bombs left and right! You gotta have quick reflexes and mad skills to survive in this madness!

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s blow stuff up together! Who needs peace when you can have explosions, am I right? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one TNT block at a time!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • LebCraft: Gaza 2.0

    LebCraft: Gaza 2.0
    join our epic minecraft server and avoid destruction like gaza! netanyahu himself has warned lebanon to join our server or face the consequences! build your own fortress to protect yourself from potential attacks and show off your building skills to the world. but beware, there may be secret tunnels and traps waiting for you! come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Laser Tree Canopy Fun

    Laser Tree Canopy Fun
    lol u ever wonder how water moves thru trees? well dis server got u covered fam. we use lasers n graph theory to map dat shiz out. join dis server if u wanna be a tree water expert. u can help plan urban forests n stormwater stuff. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da water tree secrets. shh, don’t tell anyone tho. join now for a wild ride thru da canopy waterways.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Yoga Class Minecraft Server

    Yoga Class Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stretch your virtual muscles and find your inner peace? Look no further, because on our server, we have yoga classes led by none other than a blocky version of the famous yoga instructor, Bendy Wendy!

    But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Star Shards Collected: 300

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with wacky challenges like finding the rarest diamond block hidden in a maze of llamas or racing against a herd of zombie chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our community is known for hosting epic prank wars where players have turned entire villages into giant potato farms or replaced all the water with lava (oops!). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

    So come join us on Eva and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and endless fun! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to get a little rowdy.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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