Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3192
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Towns Built: 10
Ores Mined: 8267 Alien Abductions: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

    Why  are  all  TV  shows  about  violence?  –  Minecraft  SMP
    Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Falling into the Void: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 443 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

    AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2520
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyNoobsBegone

    CraftyNoobsBegone
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

    NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma
    so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

    and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

    plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

    so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

    SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas
    lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Brainy Sleepy Check

    Brainy Sleepy Check
    So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 120
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Amazing SMP

    Amazing SMP

    [EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Xique Xique Network

    Xique Xique Network

    Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 217
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

    Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!
    Enival Minecraft Server

    Enival Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What kind of server is Enival? Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
    Are there any mods/datapacks on the server? Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
    Is there a whitelist on the server? Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
    Can players suggest changes for the server? Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    How can I join the server? You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

    👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

    👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 90
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Shark Date Minecraft Server

    Shark Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

    Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

    Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

    Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Void Armor Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BoomerCamBlocker420

    BoomerCamBlocker420
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

    Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Farms Harvested: 514 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

    SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Last Day Craft!

    Last Day Craft!
    What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8832

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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