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CraftyComrades

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Crops Grown:	8839	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SisterSass Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	34	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GrindCraft SMP

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Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Animals Bred:	146
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Annoyingly Normal

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

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So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ores Mined:	9432	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Animals Bred:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Towns Built:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8394
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ClassyCraftyRevenge

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NoFilterNoFilter – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being censored and told to keep your thoughts to yourself? Join our Minecraft SMP where there’s no such thing as oversharing! In fact, we encourage you to let it all out, whether it’s your deepest secrets or just random thoughts about llamas.

Our community is full of players who have no filter, so you’ll fit right in if you’re constantly blurting out inappropriate jokes or sharing way too much information about your personal life. Plus, we have a special “TMI Tuesday” event where everyone competes to see who can share the most outrageous story.

So if you’re ready to let loose and be yourself without any judgment, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wild conversations and maybe a few awkward moments along the way!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NostalgicCraft

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Remember the days when you used to believe that if you dig deep enough in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mystical land of unicorns and flying pigs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted chicken along the way! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the wonder of your childhood dreams!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like tryna make Communist China yo mama! Taiwan’s president be like, “Nah bro, we older than dat, ain’t no way China gonna be our mama!” So come join dis server and be part of da epic battle for who’s gonna be yo mama! Plus, we got epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind! So what you waitin for? Join now and show China who’s boss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mines Excavated:	2742
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TacoTownMassacre

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so, like, this server is so lit that even mexican mayors are joining and getting murdered for it. like, this mayor started his job and boom, gone. but don’t worry, on this server you can respawn as many times as you want. maybe the mayor just wanted to keep respawning and playing on this epic server. join now for a killer time (literally)!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crops Grown:	6250	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Villages Defended:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1