Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

animal studies, anxiety behavior, anxiety management, anxiety reduction, AnxietyFree, brain activity, brain function, cognitive function, intranasal delivery, intranasal RNA therapy, memory boost, memory enhancement, memory improvement, MemoryCraft, mental health, neurological disorders, neurotransmitter regulation, RNA therapy, rodent models, serotonin receptor, serotonin regulation, stress relief

lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Last Rampart

Adventure, city building, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Pets, private island, PvE, PvP, Questing, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Talents, Towny, weapons

Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

Join us and build your empire in your image!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AxMC

Adventure, AxMC, Biomes, building, Challenges, city, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Epic, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Help, Minecraft, mobs, Resources, Rewards, Survival, Trading

Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

female challenges, female empowerment, female identity, female perspective, female struggles, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Imagine, Imagine being a woman, Minecraft, Server, societal expectations, WOMAN, women’s experiences, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	91
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

Attack on Pearl Harbor, axis powers, Emperor Hirohito, Hirohito, imperial Japan, japanese, Japanese aggression, Japanese attack, Japanese culture, Japanese decision making, japanese history, Japanese imperialism, Japanese military, Japanese motives, Japanese perspective, Japanese politics, Japanese society, Japanese strategy, Minecraft, Pacific War, Pearl Harbor, smp, world war II

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

altered perspective, awakening moment, critical juncture, defining moment, epiphany, existential crisis, eye-opening experience, FaithlessLove, life-altering realization, life-changing moment, Minecraft, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, pivotal experience, profound change, Self Discovery, shift in perception, smp, transformative event, turning point, world view

Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OopsCraft

consequences, Decision making, hindsight, Impactful, learning experience, life changing, life changing mistake., life lessons, life-altering, mistake, OopsCraft, personal growth, pivotal moment, Reflection, regret, SELF AWARENESS, significant event, transformative, turning point, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcome

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Love Letters Sent:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, ZooCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HezDroneBlasters

aerial warfare, Conflict, Defense, drone unit, hezbollah, Hezbollah drones, HezDroneBlasters, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, iran, Iran support, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, strategy, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism, WARFARE, weapons

so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ignite Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, survival server multiplayer PvP factions minigames economy RPG custom mobs quests dungeons boss fights exploration building community events challenges loot crafting mining adventure

{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1344	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pristine Network

2024.., bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Duels, Events, Friend, Gamemodes, Ip:, LifeSteal, mctiers, Minecraft, netherite pot, Parkour, PORT, Pristine Network, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Server, Spleef, Store, Survival, Vanilla

Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Animals Bred:	151
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phasing Connectivity

Amanogawa Shiina, Archive Channels, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, connectivity, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phasing, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, rinkou ashelia, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, twitch, twitter, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Ender Dragon Tamer!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.

Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!

But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.

But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.

So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	167	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CousinCraft WeddingGate

Addressed, age difference, aita, assuming, Attention, big deal, Bigots, Bitch, bothered, Cocktail, CONSERVATIVE, CousinCraft, Cousins wedding, distant, DROPPED, Family Events, hurtful, Included, Invitation, invited, Lesbian, loud, making a scene, mean, normal family, not invited, open-minded, ourlastname, Ruining, Siblings, sick, Traditional, wedding day, WeddingGate

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

beauty, Confidence, personal growth, PrettyCraft, realization, Realizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-assessment, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.