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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Mines Excavated: 3208
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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