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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9642 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4279 |
come join our epic minecraft server where you can be allergic to bears and tigers but not die because your immune system is too slow! we have magical potions that make you invincible to all creatures, even the ones you’re allergic to.
once, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than a minute. it was so fast, everyone’s heads exploded from the speed. but don’t worry, we have a respawn button that brings you back to life with a new head.
our server is so crazy, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and rainbows that make you fly. you can even ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil zombies.
join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever created! you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.
