BeanBoyz Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama in the kitchen is nothing compared to the chaos in our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of following recipes and getting yelled at for not knowing exactly how many cans of beans to buy? Look no further! On our server, you can craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from your fellow players.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world where the chili is always good, no matter how many cans of beans you use. So come join us and let’s create some culinary chaos together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Potions Brewed:	96
Buildings Constructed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5319	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DadCraft Server: Let’s Build Together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotions, and unresolved issues just like your family dynamic.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with blocks and creepers instead of step-siblings and therapy sessions. Build your own perfect little family with your favorite blocks and watch as it all falls apart just like in real life.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to navigate complicated relationships, just like OP trying to navigate therapy with their dad and step-family. Will you be the favorite sibling or the black sheep of the family? Only time and a lot of mining will tell.

So why wait for family therapy when you can join our Minecraft server and create chaos and drama in a virtual world instead? It’s therapy for the soul, minus the awkward family conversations and emotional baggage. Join now and let the blocky therapy session begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9731
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HurricaneHavocCraft

Are you tired of being forced to do things you hate by your parents? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any parental interference!

Imagine a world where you can watch TV, play video games, and go outside to play with friends without anyone telling you what to do. On our server, you can let your imagination run wild and create the life you’ve always dreamed of.

Join us and let go of the past, just like our player who made $300,000 and told their parents to stay homeless. Build your own empire, make new friends, and never look back. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	317

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate luxury of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a llama wearing a top hat.

Forget about mundane tasks like chopping wood or building a house, on our server, you can summon a rainbow unicorn to do all the work for you! And don’t even get us started on the daily llama parades that march through the server, complete with fireworks and confetti.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the secret underground disco party that happens every night. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while DJ Enderman spins the hottest tracks.

So come join us and experience the true luxury of Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CreepervilleCraft

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Have you ever found yourself trapped in a dark cave with only a pickaxe and a stack of pork chops? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures where you’ll battle giant spiders, creepers, and even the occasional zombie chicken (yes, they exist, trust us).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your epic selfies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat, join us now and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	72	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

IranCraft: Ready for PvP!

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come join our minecraft server where we have a counter-response ready if creepers attack!!! we got all the blocks you need to build a bomb shelter in case herobrine comes knocking on your door. our admins are trained in combat against zombie pigmen and can protect you from any griefer that tries to ruin your day. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from any ender dragon that tries to steal them. so come on down to our server and join the fight against the evil mobs, because in Iran, we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!

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MinecraftOffline

General Details

Address: minecraftoffline.net

Version: 1.21.1

Permanent world – no resets

Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming

Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks

Custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences

High-Performance Hardware:

Intel XEON E-2276G Processor

2x 960GB NVMe SSDs

64GB DDR4 ECC RAM

1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I cheat and grief on this server?

Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed on this server, but spamming is not permitted.

2. Is the world on this server reset periodically?

No, the world is permanent and there are no resets.

3. How do admins handle griefing incidents?

Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks to address griefing incidents.

4. Are there any custom plugins on this server?

Yes, the server features custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

5. What hardware does the server run on?

The server runs on high-performance hardware, including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

6. How can I join the Discord server for MinecraftOffline?

You can join the Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

age gap, ask me anything, attraction, Boundaries, Child protection, civil discussion, consent, controversial, Ethics, harmful behavior, illegal, Little Girls, mental health, Minecraft, morality, pedophilia, PIXEL, playhouse, Psychology, Server, social norms, stigma, taboo, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
New Chunks Explored:	76048	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

advice, Blonde hair, blue eyes, campus environment, campus flyers, campus safety, college, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Friend, girl, Haitian migrants, inclusion, Minecraft, Nervous, racial profiling, racial tension, smp, STARING, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, Unsafe, white college girl

Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	494075
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Void Gems Collected:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CleanCraft: Wife Edition

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	2974
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LoudCarGriefersCraft

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Are you tired of hearing those obnoxiously loud vehicles roaring by your house at all hours of the day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles from existence! No more revving engines or screeching tires to ruin your peaceful gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Crops Grown:	6379
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SaiedCraft2023

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	160	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

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LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.