Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about footballing-wise and racially… wait, what? That’s right, on our server, you can join epic football matches where you kick around a giant soccer ball made out of diamond blocks! And don’t worry, we have a strict policy of racial equality, so all players are treated equally no matter what block they’re made of.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can race around the map on pigback while wearing ridiculous costumes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players dressed as chickens racing each other on pigs.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 178
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 9295
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Love Letters Sent: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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