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RichieRich SMP

affluent behavior, affluent personalities, elite social circles, extravagant behavior, extravagant experiences, extravagant habits, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant possessions, extravagant spending, extravagant tastes, high society, lavish parties, luxury lifestyle, millionaire mindset, opulent living, privileged upbringing, rich people, RichieRich, smp, successful entrepreneurs, wealthy individuals, wealthy personalities

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

OMG, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?? It’s like, the richest server everrrrr! Like, the owner is a literal diamond block and the admins ride around on golden pigs, I swearrrr.

You gotta join this server, like ASAP, because the players are all like, super duper rich and they throw emerald parties every night. I heard one time, someone found a chest full of enchanted golden apples and they all turned into unicorns and flew around the map together. It was wild, man.

And get this, the mods are like, actual dragons who hoard all the diamonds and only give them out to the most epic builders. Like, I heard this one dude built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of emerald blocks and they made him king of the server. True story.

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most baller Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats, they’re the real bosses around here. Good luck, broskis!

ManlyTearsMC

crying, cultural beliefs, emotional suppression, emotional wellbeing, emotions, Expression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, History, ManlyTearsMC, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Psychology, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ores Mined:	1756

Are you tired of living in a world where men aren’t allowed to shed a tear without being judged? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all players to cry as much as they want! In fact, we have a designated crying corner where you can let it all out while building your dream castle.

Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!

BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	398
Dragon Eggs Found:	3717	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ores Mined:	2281
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8852	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

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Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1671	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Farms Harvested:	133	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Villages Defended:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Meteorites Collected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8267	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Animals Bred:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crops Grown:	4856	Eternal Flames Captured:	3