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Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	262	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crops Grown:	2408	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	287
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8093
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ores Mined:	9654

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Crops Grown:	7340	Ores Mined:	5456

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5575	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Potions Brewed:	134
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2799	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

Players:	99/700	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	1232
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	833629	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1