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Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

adhd, alternative treatment, Attention, behavioral therapy, case study, cognitive function, Focus, hyperactivity, impulsivity, Mania, MASSAGE, Massage therapy, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorder, Relaxation, Relief, sensory processing, Sleep, sleep disorders, tactile massage, teenagers, Therapy, young people

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

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Server Name	GalaxyVoid
Opening Date	October 20th
Opening Time	13:00
Website	Galaxyvoid.nl

Brief Overview:

GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

FAQ:

Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8100	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Br’aaxskin Maps, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Garo, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Tuliyollal, Twin Peaks, x files

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9712	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Chimeras Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DogHouseBanisher

Behavior, Boundaries, COLLAR, concussion, disabled, DogHouseBanisher, Events, fainting, family, farm dog, holidays, host, injury, mobility assistance, Principles, scolding, service dog, service dog training, small town, Training, Vae

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8221
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockyBluesBeGone

advice, BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, stigma surrounding depression, support system, talking to someone, Therapy

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Towns Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

aggression, blocks, Conflict, CraftyIsraelMC, Crisis, decisively, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, UN, War

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

city management, civil rights, community impact, Craft, crime reduction, denver, Fail, Homeless, homeless encampments, homeless population, homelessness, homelessness solutions, housing crisis, HUMAN RIGHTS, ineffective, involuntary sweeps, law enforcement, marginalized populations, POVERTY, Public Safety, Social Issues, study, sweep, urban policy

so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

1.21 content, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, end cities, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, experiments enabled, Gardens, Havoc, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, never reset, Pale, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, Pandas, Questionable, Server, shade, smp, Snapshot, terribly, Vanilla, Warps, Wreak, wrong

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot
Features	Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
Server Technology	Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
Server IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Latest Version	1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
Discord	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website	https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?	Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
What are some of the server features available?	TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
How can I reach out for help or support?	You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Lonely Date Minecraft Server

19 year old, Anime, autistic, date, Date Me, DESPERATE, escape hell, Friends, GENERIC, lonely, lonely autistic, lonely male, lonely teenager, Manga, Minecraft, never had a girlfriend, Server, take me, underweight, University, video games, VNs, warehouse job

Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Anger Management Edition, Blight: Survival, Build planners, coop, cooperative games, coopg, Crafting, CREW, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build editor, Deep Rock Galactic, Den Of Wolves, Earth Defense Force 6, gtfo, Helldivers, Karl.gg, killing floor 2, left 4 dead 2, Minecraft, Payday 3, Ranald’s Gift, ready or not, remnant 2, Scp, smp, space marine 2, starship troopers extermination, The Forever Winter, United, Vermintide, Wartracker

Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

acquaintance, Apology, Argument, Birthday, BirthdayBash, campout, celebration, Cheating, Dinner, family, Flowers, Friends, gift, husband, Insecurities, Minecraft, overreacting, overthinking, Server, Surprise, text argument, weekend, Wife

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DeckedOutSnitchCraft

anonymous report, anxious feelings, backyard construction, building permits, city inspector, close-knit neighborhood, community relations, Conflict Resolution, construction noise, deck construction, DeckedOutSnitchCraft, diy project, late night noise, neighbor dispute, neighborhood drama, nosy neighbor, Safety concerns, safety hazards, trust issues, wobbly deck

Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

“Youth, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral health, Boys, Cognitive, Computer, Craft, depression, Digital, effects, Gamification, gamified, health, higher percentage, Interventions, Mental, mental health, mood disorders, study, Technology, Therapy, treatments

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Animals Bred:	196	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ores Mined:	2932