| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 92 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1440 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
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Top server for top players – MineBars!
Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6
★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP
★ Unique plugins made by our programmers
★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes
★ Experienced administrators and assistants
★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes
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★➜ IP – MBars.net
★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru
★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars
★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars
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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂
With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!
Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!
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| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.
Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1571 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3359 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 287 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 368766 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?
But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.
So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 481 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?
join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.