| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 160 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?
But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2464 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 51 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.
So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
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join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
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| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
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| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Server Name | Nobiamia’s SMP |
|---|---|
| Max Players | 25 |
| Datapack | Bliss SMP’s datapack |
| Plugins | Server management plugins |
| Other Features | Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? | 25 players |
| Are there any mods on the server? | No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack |
| How many chunks can a player claim? | Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space |
| Is Keep Inventory on? | No, Keep Inventory is off on the server |
| What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? | The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome |
| What are the server rules? |
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| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 73 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.
And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 1931 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7964 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!
Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.
So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 714 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 235 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6482 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.
and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.
so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 1276 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.