| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 2673 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Mines Excavated: | 4673 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 86 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 64 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4235 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 241 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
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Top server for top players – MineBars!
Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6
★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP
★ Unique plugins made by our programmers
★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes
★ Experienced administrators and assistants
★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes
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★➜ IP – MBars.net
★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru
★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars
★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars
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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂
With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!
Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!
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| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.
Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?
But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.