Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Potions Brewed: 30

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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