Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Wilderness Tamed: 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 43 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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