so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Animals Bred: 102 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 354 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Potions Brewed: 111

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 132 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Zombie Dances: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Sad Fact Minecraft Server

    Sad Fact Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Based Peter Minecraft SMP

    Based Peter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 5190
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Ores Mined: 1380
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BrotherlyBlockage

    BrotherlyBlockage
    🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

    But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 114 Dragon Eggs Found: 5667
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”
    If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • FreebieCraft

    FreebieCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Towns Built: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Ores Mined: 8809
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

    TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

    join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Villages Defended: 19 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BlockyBanterMC

    BlockyBanterMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 1358
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • OnlyNations

    OnlyNations

    OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Animals Bred: 45 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Runes Activated: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • 🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    Top server for top players – MineBars!

    Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

    ★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

    ★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

    ★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    ★ Experienced administrators and assistants

    ★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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    ★➜ IP – MBars.net

    ★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

    ★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    ★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

    Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Magic Items Found: 5616 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

    Hunters R Us Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

    Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

    Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

    The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Chimeras Created: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Potions Brewed: 79
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 338
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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