BananasCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mines Excavated:	1364	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	7879	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2052
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	870	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	153	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Animals Bred:	35
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mines Excavated:	1519
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
New Chunks Explored:	344535	Magic Items Found:	2833
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7616	Emeralds Found:	2579
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	97/300	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3