come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Meteorites Collected: 0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
New Chunks Explored: 225642 Star Shards Collected: 117
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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