BadWolfMC: Where even the sheep play minigames, skydive, and hide in the prison vaults!

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Server Name	BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server
IP Address	PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Overview

Experience BadWolfMC – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities where members forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Highlights include state-of-the-art hardware, Java-Bedrock Crossplay, recurring events, dungeons, quests, unique prizes, and more.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes BadWolfMC unique?	BadWolfMC offers a drama-free and inclusive community for adults, with exciting features like Java-Bedrock Crossplay and recurring events.
Are there any specific rules for the server?	Yes, all players must be 18 or older, no griefing, no client mods/exploits, no advertising/spam, and common sense/maturity is expected.
How can I join BadWolfMC?	Guests can log in and explore, but build permissions are granted after submitting a membership application on the website.
What events are available on the server?	BadWolfMC offers recurring, seasonal, and one-off events, including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties.
Is there a resource world for players?	Yes, there are resource worlds available to keep the main worlds looking clean and ecologically friendly.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	675890	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Cocaine Cartel: Colombian Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have Colombian players who are just as crazy as you are! We have llamas that dance salsa, emeralds that sing reggaeton, and creepers that wear sombreros. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground emerald mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. So come join us and let’s show the world that Colombians know how to have a good time in Minecraft! ¡Vamos, parce! 🇨🇴💃🕺

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WaveyCraft: Surfing through boredom one block at a time!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable waves and lackluster rosters? Well, look no further because our server is like a tsunami of excitement and insanity!

Join us and be prepared for the craziest waves you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about waves made of lava, waves made of diamond blocks, waves made of exploding chickens – you name it, we’ve got it!

And don’t even get us started on our roster. We’ve got legendary players like Steve, Herobrine, and even a secret guest appearance from Notch himself. But hey, who needs those guys when you can join our server and play alongside the one and only…Barry the Blockhead!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride of waves and wacky characters. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Creepers: Where Minecraft meets Fallout movie anons for a LOL-tastic adventure!

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Todd himself would be proud.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us and witness epic battles between a team of ninja chickens and an army of zombie llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only the bravest players will find out!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance this pixelated beast?

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-game, “Exploding Sheep Jousting.” Trust us, it’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who’s winning? You are, of course, because you’re playing on the craziest server around!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ChunkyCraft: Where we all come together to help each other get thicc

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Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be an absolute unit of a player? Well, look no further because on our server, we specialize in helping you get THICC. Our custom plugins and mini-games are designed to make you gain virtual weight faster than you can say “diamonds”. Join us and let’s get chunky together! Who needs a gym when you have our server to help you bulk up in pixels?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GatchaCraft: Crowds Edition – Where every block is a surprise and every player is a superhero!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like Twitter on steroids! We’ve got drama, memes, and more hot takes than you can shake a stick at.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own empire and watch it rise to glory, only to be torn down by a group of trolls with too much time on their hands.

But that’s not all! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Tweetstorm” feature that lets you send out a flurry of tweets to your fellow players. And don’t even get me started on the “Cancel Culture” event, where players can band together to cancel each other for the most ridiculous reasons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the internet. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	335681	Villages Defended:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RegretCraft: Where mainland Chinese players realize they backed the wrong block

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Are you tired of backing the wrong horse in life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where regret is a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who have all realized they chose the wrong rulers in their past lives, but now they’re living their best lives building epic structures and battling mobs together.

Join us and experience the thrill of starting fresh in a world where firing squads are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be firing is your bow and arrow at pesky creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave regret behind!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PixelPout – The Land of Tsundere Adventures

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our Sinful Thoughts Edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with tomboyish firestarters, stinky succubi, and even a golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town.

But wait, there’s more! We have the embodiment of chaos, a frenemy of the thread, and a wannabe cumdumpster all waiting to meet you in-game. And don’t forget about the scuffed dream eater and dick confuser – they’ll keep you on your toes!

Join now and team up with the likes of Gunpla extraordinaire, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, and even a certified retro hag. Plus, we have world’s cutest singing wolpertingers and spicy Latina priestesses on a mission to cleanse the world of sin.

So why wait? Dive into our outrageous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	1863
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineCrafty Dance Party Server – Daily Bust a Groove!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re busting is blocks? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride that will have you feeling like you’re in the middle of a Jet Set Radio dance-off!

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to bust a groove like never before. Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual streets of Minecraft, dodging creepers and zombies while jamming out to sick beats that will have you feeling like a true DJ master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen. Challenge other players to a dance-off and show off your best moves as you battle it out for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to bust a groove like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MemeCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Baldur’s Gate Bros – where we mine, craft, and slay dragons together! Join ‘/bgg/’ now!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through Ramazith’s Tower Edition, where you’ll face challenges, romance companions, and even consume tadpoles without consequences (well, maybe just a little DC21 Wisdom check).

Our server is so intense that you’ll have to decide between the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or why not both? Clear them on higher difficulties for the ultimate loot and experience. And don’t forget about The Dark Urge, it’s like “Tav+” but with additional content and the risk of losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls, and make sure to knock out Minthara in Act 1 if you want to recruit her without going down the evil path (you’ll miss out on a sex scene, but who needs that anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey full of romance, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Wage Cage Warriors Minecraft Server – Where we mine for diamonds and escape the 9-5 grind!

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Are you tired of the mundane grind of the real world, bros? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape the wage cage and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Imagine a place where you can build a house out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

Join us and say goodbye to the soul-crushing monotony of everyday life. Instead, embark on epic quests, engage in epic battles with other players, and maybe even discover a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination. But be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave. So come on, bros, let’s escape the wage cage together and have the time of our lives!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	740696	Players Killed by Monsters:	4986
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Yamada’s Blocky Band: Where Creepers Jam and Endermen Dance

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for music-loving anime fans! Join us and you’ll get to hang out with your favorite musician anime girls while mining diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Creeper, who spins sick beats while dropping explosive dubstep remixes. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden jukebox in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Hatsune Miku herself!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can party with your favorite anime girls and jam out with DJ Creeper? Join us now and let the music and madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Chemist’s Crappy Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SnowbunnyCraft: Where white teens get snowed in with epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your Google search results? Look no further! Our server is like a crazy mix of huge black cocks pounding cute wonderbread American girls and ugly flabby white guys with average sized dicks! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs BBC memes when you can have a server this insane? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	279255	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.